Do you have regrets about putting that “OBAMA/BIDEN 08” sticker on your vehicle?
Are you tired of having to park the back of the parking lot so people won’t mock you?
When you pull up to an intersection, do you turn up Rush Limbaugh really loud so others
will think you are conservative?
If you are not accustomed to hard work, the task of removing these stickers yourself
can be as daunting as trying to dig up a Hawaiian birth certificate. But there is good news!
For only $499 I can safely remove that unsightly sticker(s) from your vehicle and restore your dignity.
We used only state of the art hard work to remove these unsightly blemishes from your car.
Yes, $499 may seem like a lot of money, but if you voted for him... you'll probably buy anything!
Are you tired of having to park the back of the parking lot so people won’t mock you?
When you pull up to an intersection, do you turn up Rush Limbaugh really loud so others
will think you are conservative?
If you are not accustomed to hard work, the task of removing these stickers yourself
can be as daunting as trying to dig up a Hawaiian birth certificate. But there is good news!
For only $499 I can safely remove that unsightly sticker(s) from your vehicle and restore your dignity.
We used only state of the art hard work to remove these unsightly blemishes from your car.
Yes, $499 may seem like a lot of money, but if you voted for him... you'll probably buy anything!