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One morning, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
And what may I get for you, sir?" she asks George W.
He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President," the waitress says. "How rude! You're
starting to act like Mr. Clinton after being in that office.
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
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