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Bush Press Conference

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Subject: Bush Press Conference
>> >
>> >
>> > George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids and score
> some
>> >
>> > points with parents. After his talk, he offers question time. One
> little
>> >
>> > boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley,"
> responds the
>> >
>> > little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4
> questions.
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>> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second,
>> >
>> > why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever
>> >
>> > happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about
>> >
>> > gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health
> insurance?"
>> >
>> >
>> > Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
> kiddies that
>> >
>> > they will continue after recess.
>> >
>> >
>> > When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
>> > right,
>> >
>> > question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his
> hand.
>> >
>> > George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds.
> "And
>> >
>> > what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions.
>> > First,
> why
>> >
>> > did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why
> are you
>> >
>> > President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to
> Osama
>> >
>> > Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when
> half of
>> >
>> > all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the
>> > recess
> bell
>> >
>> > go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what happened to Stanley?"
>> >
>> >
 

Brad S

Well-known member
I guess I don't have a sense of humor

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second,
>> >
>> > why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever
>> >
>> > happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about
>> >
>> > gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health
> insurance?"


1) The UN had more than a dozen resolutions against Huessain, but due to huessain buying off several members, the UN would never vote to act against Huessain despite the fact he was indisputably in violation of the Kuwait invasion cease fire agreement. AND THE US SHALL NEVER SUBJUGATE SOVERIGNTY TO THE UN.

2)Electoral college votes determine the election. BUSH WON EVERY COUNT.

3)Bin Laden may be dead or relegated to hibernating in a cave - ITS NOT LIKE HE WAS AT SOME AIRPORT AND WE LET HIM GO.

4a)Marriage is a union between a man and a union, and most Americans don't want to change this fact. Acting upon the will of the people, clearly defining marriage is a just purpose.

4b)Half of America hasn't health insurance is a Democrat fact (LIE), but those who choose to not have health insurance and those who do choose to have health insurance are lucky to live in a free choice country. If YOU WANT A NANNY STATE MOVE TO FRANCE.


5)Bell irregularity is the least of our problems in our over priced, under managed, NEA perverted, public schools. School choice would fix this.


6)Stanley went home to smoke pot with his leftist "2 daddies", that want sombody to take care of them.
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
My goodness people.....it was just a JOKE..

Ya know...a ' ha-ha' 'tee-hee' kinda thing!!

Has made life made ya forget how to laugh for just minute???
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Well I guess I've learned now that this crew here does not want to laugh/smile.

So I guess I'll just stay in ' fight' mode each and every time I pass this way.

Kinda sad though!
 

passin thru

Well-known member
Don't sweat it........I've dished my share out, so I better be ready to get it in return...........lifes too short for anything else.

How come you liberals and I agree on things this morning :wink:
 

Econ101

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
Well I guess I've learned now that this crew here does not want to laugh/smile.

So I guess I'll just stay in ' fight' mode each and every time I pass this way.

Kinda sad though!

It was pretty funny to me, but so was passin's married joke.
 

passin thru

Well-known member
I guess I am on the libertarian side of social issues. I guess that is how we have come together on some things

I know you are liberal in some things which I can respect. That is what makes the world go around. Even though I might disagree with you at times it is nothing personal. Lifes too short. Have a nice day
 

Brad S

Well-known member
I guess I laugh better when the premis of a joke isn't a list of Democratic lies that you have to accept to "get the joke."

Lotsa kinds of humor - some merely exists to convey vulgarity, this joke merely exists to lie about the President.
 

Econ101

Well-known member
Brad S said:
I guess I laugh better when the premis of a joke isn't a list of Democratic lies that you have to accept to "get the joke."

Lotsa kinds of humor - some merely exists to convey vulgarity, this joke merely exists to lie about the President.

Or present a view of events that has some truth in it. All good jokes do.
 

sw

Well-known member
Thing of it is, I got this same joke email. Thing of it is, it was about Hillary, not President Bush, everyone changes things to fit their agenda or their own perspective of things. And it was word for word the same joke only insert Hillary (or whatever you want to call that waste of skin) for President Bush in this joke and you will see what I got.
 

Brad S

Well-known member
The sun must never shine in Kansas for Brad S


Yeah, I think that follows, I object to an avalanche of lies masquerading as a joke, so the sun never shines? One dishonest cheap shot after another - Now the jokes are really flowing.
 
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