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Subject: Bush Press Conference
>> >
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>> > George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids and score
> some
>> >
>> > points with parents. After his talk, he offers question time. One
> little
>> >
>> > boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley,"
> responds the
>> >
>> > little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4
> questions.
>> >
>> > First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
> Second,
>> >
>> > why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever
>> >
>> > happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about
>> >
>> > gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health
> insurance?"
>> >
>> >
>> > Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the
> kiddies that
>> >
>> > they will continue after recess.
>> >
>> >
>> > When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's
>> > right,
>> >
>> > question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his
> hand.
>> >
>> > George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds.
> "And
>> >
>> > what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions.
>> > First,
> why
>> >
>> > did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why
> are you
>> >
>> > President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to
> Osama
>> >
>> > Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when
> half of
>> >
>> > all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the
>> > recess
> bell
>> >
>> > go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what happened to Stanley?"
>> >
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