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Bushenomics Stock Market Terms

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Anonymous

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CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.


BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.


BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,
the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.


VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.


P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.


BROKER — What my broker has made me.


STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.


STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.


STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.


FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.


MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.


CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.


YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240
per share.


WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.


INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a
nuthouse.


PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.
 

Vision

Well-known member
Industry Total Top Recipient
Lawyers/Law Firms
$98,597,946 Barack Obama (D)

Securities/Invest
$51,518,351 Barack Obama (D)

Real Estate
$49,157,612 Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Health Professionals
$40,912,966 Barack Obama (D)

Business Services
$24,315,183 Barack Obama (D)

Education
$22,349,149 Barack Obama (D)

Misc Finance $21,806,405 Barack Obama (D)

TV/Movies/Music
$19,482,429 Barack Obama (D)

Commercial Banks
$18,193,119 Barack Obama (D)

Lobbyists
$17,856,514 Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Computers/Internet
$16,770,408 Barack Obama (D)

Misc Business $16,515,455 Barack Obama (D)

Democratic/Liberal
$14,047,626 Barack Obama (D)

Pharm/Health Prod
$13,602,297 Barack Obama (D)

Oil & Gas
$12,226,945 John McCain (R)

Electric Utilities
$12,002,662 Barack Obama (D)

Hospitals/Nurs Homes
$11,414,610 Barack Obama (D)
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Vision said:
Industry Total Top Recipient
Lawyers/Law Firms
$98,597,946 Barack Obama (D)

Securities/Invest
$51,518,351 Barack Obama (D)

Real Estate
$49,157,612 Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Health Professionals
$40,912,966 Barack Obama (D)

Business Services
$24,315,183 Barack Obama (D)

Education
$22,349,149 Barack Obama (D)

Misc Finance $21,806,405 Barack Obama (D)

TV/Movies/Music
$19,482,429 Barack Obama (D)

Commercial Banks
$18,193,119 Barack Obama (D)

Lobbyists
$17,856,514 Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

Computers/Internet
$16,770,408 Barack Obama (D)

Misc Business $16,515,455 Barack Obama (D)

Democratic/Liberal
$14,047,626 Barack Obama (D)

Pharm/Health Prod
$13,602,297 Barack Obama (D)

Oil & Gas
$12,226,945 John McCain (R)

Electric Utilities
$12,002,662 Barack Obama (D)

Hospitals/Nurs Homes
$11,414,610 Barack Obama (D)

They know who's going to win this year....All donations have switched Bigtime from Repubs to Dems this year- as folks always want to back a winner and not losers-- why put money down the toilet :???: :wink: :lol:

Talk now is that Dems may end up with 60 seats....
 

jigs

Well-known member
Oldtimer said:
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Talk now is that Dems may end up with 60 seats....


America is doomed. bigger taxes, no military leadership. milk the worker, to sustain the lazy and worthless.

I would abolish welfare. it is nothing but a scam and a trap. let the sum bitches EARN something to eat.....
 

TexasBred

Well-known member
kolanuraven said:
.Frankie said:
Jigs your statement iss backed up by the BIBLE SCRIPTURE that says if one dont work they should not eat.



Hey, jigs....here's your new diet plan you've been wanting!!!!!!

Speaking of diets. Kola are you a swallower or a spitter??
 

Bullhauler

Well-known member
jigs said:
Oldtimer said:
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Talk now is that Dems may end up with 60 seats....


America is doomed. bigger taxes, no military leadership. milk the worker, to sustain the lazy and worthless.

I would abolish welfare. it is nothing but a scam and a trap. let the sum bitches EARN something to eat.....

I bet you get federally subsidized crop insurance, disaster aid, and DCP payments. But I guess you work hard for your welfare. Why are all the biggest welfare recipients Republican anyway?
 

don

Well-known member
because the successful capitalists have figured out the easiest place to get money is from the government. t. boone has it all figured.
 
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