Buzz's rebuttal

[Larrry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKr2NSEPgg&feature=player_embedded

The lack of evidence proves that the conspiracy is working

+Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

+As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists.

One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other, "I told you it goes all the way to the top."

+What do you call a conspiracy theorist without parents?
Homeless.

+How do you get a conspiracy theorist off your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.

+How do you know when a conspiracy theorist has moved in near you?
The grocery store is sold out of tinfoil.

+Einsteins death was a conspiracy
He knew too much

Wonder if they ever thought that the Ranchers are in on the Conspiracies

How come if you get three perople together they can not keep a secret but the conspiracy nut believers think that millions of people are keeping their mouth shut on these conspiracies

 

[lightninboy]

There's a play about a conspiracy theorist: A Plot of Murder.

http://www.play-dead.com/mysteryscripts/aplotofmurder.html

 

[hypocritexposer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhKr2NSEPgg&feature=player_embedded

The lack of evidence proves that the conspiracy is working

+Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

+As they are standing at the pearly gates God informs them both that Oswald did in fact shoot Kennedy; man has landed on the moon; and the World Trade Center towers were taken down by 19 Muslim terrorists.

One conspiracy advocate whispers to the other, "I told you it goes all the way to the top."

+What do you call a conspiracy theorist without parents?
Homeless.

+How do you get a conspiracy theorist off your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.

+How do you know when a conspiracy theorist has moved in near you?
The grocery store is sold out of tinfoil.

+Einsteins death was a conspiracy
He knew too much

Wonder if they ever thought that the Ranchers are in on the Conspiracies

How come if you get three perople together they can not keep a secret but the conspiracy nut believers think that millions of people are keeping their mouth shut on these conspiracies

:lol: :lol:

 

[Steve]

 

[lightninboy]

Tin foil hat

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A tin foil hat is a piece of headgear made from one or more sheets of aluminum foil or similar material. Alternatively it may be a conventional hat lined with foil. One may wear the hat in the belief that it acts to shield the brain from such influences as electromagnetic fields, or against mind control and/or mind reading; or attempt to limit the transmission of voices directly into the brain.

The concept of wearing a tin foil hat for protection from such threats has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia and persecutory delusions, and is associated with conspiracy theorists.

The concept was mentioned in a science fiction story by Julian Huxley, "The Tissue-Culture King", first published in 1927, in which the protagonist discovers that "caps of metal foil" can be used to block the effects of telepathy.


And don't forget Sheeve the conspiracy theorist in The Dukes of Hazzard.

 

[hypocritexposer]

:lol: :lol: