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California Invaded

Whitewing

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A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,

"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
 

Mike

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud- hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?" One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America! to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's." The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,

"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

Sad, funny, and true..................................... :wink:
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
:lol:


edited to add: we have this same problem with Americans trying to come across our border, for our welfare, health care, oil, beef and hay. :lol:

and our women. They like to marry the ones that can trap, skin and hunt. Seems that they like to be self sufficient.


:lol: :lol:
 

Whitewing

Well-known member
hypocritexposer said:
:lol:


edited to add: we have this same problem with Americans trying to come across our border, for our welfare, health care, oil, beef and hay. :lol:

and our women. They like to marry the ones that can trap, skin and hunt. Seems that they like to be self sufficient.


:lol: :lol:

I saw a newspaper add once by a coonass (cajun) looking for a new wife...."looking for a woman who likes to fish, owns her own boat, doesn't mind cleaning and cooking the fish.........send photo of boat". :lol:
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
Whitewing said:
hypocritexposer said:
:lol:


edited to add: we have this same problem with Americans trying to come across our border, for our welfare, health care, oil, beef and hay. :lol:

and our women. They like to marry the ones that can trap, skin and hunt. Seems that they like to be self sufficient.


:lol: :lol:

I saw a newspaper add once by a coonass (cajun) looking for a new wife...."looking for a woman who likes to fish, owns her own boat, doesn't mind cleaning and cooking the fish.........send photo of boat". :lol:


that's how OT got his wife. But he was too lazy to go and buy the fuel for the boat.

So now he just waits by the mailbox for the government cheques and sends his wife to Safeway.
 
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