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Call Girl

ranch hand

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Call Girl

>
>I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so I
>thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths
>when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.
>
>It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending
>over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
>places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way
up...you
>know the kind.
>
>So I'm in my room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
>
>"Hello?" the woman says.
>
>Wow! She sounded sexy.
>
>"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room
>and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town
>all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and
>I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it,
>! we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your
bag of
>tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on,
>cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby!
>Now, how does that sound?"
>
>She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you
need
>to press 9."
>
 
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