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Blondes' Meaning of Easter
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> Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told
> them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what
> Easter represented.
>
> The American blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
> and we give thanks and eat turkey."
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
>
> The German blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
> exchange gifts."
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
>
> The third, a Canadien blonde, said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that
> coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover
> feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
> arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.
Then
> they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..."
>
> St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
>
> Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and
> Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
>
> St. Peter fainted...
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>
> Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told
> them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what
> Easter represented.
>
> The American blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
> and we give thanks and eat turkey."
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
>
> The German blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
> exchange gifts."
> St. Peter said, "Noooooo!" and he banished her to Hell.
>
> The third, a Canadien blonde, said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that
> coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover
> feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
> arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died.
Then
> they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..."
>
> St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
>
> Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the boulder and
> Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
>
> St. Peter fainted...
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