Actually the poor RCMP run screaming from my house. On more than one occasion I have answered the door in my slippers and robe

They always seem to come knocking at your door between 2 and 3 in the morning. I don't know about you folks but I am dead to the world at that hour. I get up at 6. With all of the car fires around here they always have to come and ask if I saw anything....It is pretty funny now. But seriously "did I see anything? ". Why no officer I was out cold from all of the pot smoke that you just blew through my windows.....The grow op fires put a good 5 alarm to shame . LOL
