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Canadian Temp. Conversion (Includes the leafs an riders)

Angus Cattle Shower

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CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
70 above (23 C)
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
underwear.
Canadians go swimming in the Lakes.

60 above (16 C)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

50 above (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians sunbathe.

40 above (5 C)
Italian & English cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 above (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above (-5)
Florida puts on coats, thermal under wear, gloves, and
woolly hats.
Canadians throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above (-10 C)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadians have the last (?) cook out before it gets
cold.

0 degrees (-18 C)
People in Miami all die...
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 below (-30 C)
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Canadians get out their winter coats.

40 below (-36 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies...door
to door.
And Winnipeggers are still barbecuing

60 below (-51 C)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes
until it gets cold
enough.

80 below (-63 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadians rent some videos.

100 below (-74 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the
beer keg.

297 below (-184 C)
Microbial life no longer survives in dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below (-275 C)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin
scale).
People in Winnipeg start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below(-297 C)
be nice freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
The Roughriders go all the way.
 

Angus Cattle Shower

Well-known member
We do it all the time, eh. ya, if ya dont we consider ya a hoser, eh.

LOL!! If you head north with some cute cowgirls Ill lick a flagpole at the next to last one... long a someone has hot water. lol. (a doorknob works good too. lol.)
 

greg

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Actually the 70 degree one must be right.There was a couple of dudes here workin' the dragline shutdown last weekend.Had just came from a job in Texas-I was sweating-which I try to avoid anymore,and the pup was wearing a hoody jacket in the middle of the day??
 

Mrs.Greg

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cowsense said:
OK Mrs. Greg................just wait until the Green machine mauls your poor Eskies!!!!! :wink: :lol:
Dang it....Ok niether of the last two lines are funny :twisted: BTW...I'm a Stampeders fan :lol: Gregs the Esk. fan
 

IL Rancher

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When I first went to school at Northwestern I remember the kids from Florida and Texas wearing their winter parkas as soon as it hit around 60 for a high for the day. By 50' they were wearing the winter coats and hats and gloves. Meanwhile us midwestern boys and the kids from Oregon were still i shorts half the time.... It was interesting... Than moving out to Montana and seeing folks sun tanning on campus when it hit 60's and me chopping wood in short sleeves when it was like 10.,,, You do get used to that cold but I still can't get used to the heat.
 

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