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Cannibal menu

katrina

Well-known member
The Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're full of sh**! "
 

OldDog/NewTricks

Well-known member
Joke it's a Joke

This Montana Cowboy and Texas Cowboy
Were riding back into camp after a hard-day-work
When they came on a ewe with its head caught in the fence
The Montana Cowboy KNEW what to do
He Jumped off the horse and ran over to make Wild Love to the ewe!

After he looked at the Texas Cowboy and said
Do you want some of this
"Sure Do" was the answer!
The Texas Cowboy jumped of his horse and ran
Over And Put His Head in the Fence!
 

jigs

Well-known member
OldDog/NewTricks said:
Joke it's a Joke

This Montana Cowboy and Texas Cowboy
Were riding back into camp after a hard-day-work
When they came on a ewe with its head caught in the fence
The Montana Cowboy KNEW what to do
He Jumped off the horse and ran over to make Wild Love to the ewe!

After he looked at the Texas Cowboy and said
Do you want some of this
"Sure Do" was the answer!
The Texas Cowboy jumped of his horse and ran
Over And Put His Head in the Fence!
now THAT is funny!!!!
 
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