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Subject: cannibalism

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Democrat: $500.00
+ Baked Republican: $10.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference
for the democrat?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
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