A canucklehead had visited Texas and was telling his friends about
his trip. One canuck asked, "What impressed you the most about them Texans ?
He replied, "Their confidence. A Texan took me duck hunting and we
sat in a blind all day and never saw a thing. Then about sundown
a lone duck flew overhead, so high you could hardly see it. When
it was directly overhead the Texan raised his shotgun and fired.
The duck kept right on flying".
Then the Texan turned to me in amazement and said, "Son, yore
witnessing a miracle. Thar flies a dead duck". :wink:
his trip. One canuck asked, "What impressed you the most about them Texans ?
He replied, "Their confidence. A Texan took me duck hunting and we
sat in a blind all day and never saw a thing. Then about sundown
a lone duck flew overhead, so high you could hardly see it. When
it was directly overhead the Texan raised his shotgun and fired.
The duck kept right on flying".
Then the Texan turned to me in amazement and said, "Son, yore
witnessing a miracle. Thar flies a dead duck". :wink: