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Question: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a
light bulb?
Answer: TEN
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to
be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and standing on
a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to
resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole
time;
8. Another one to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and rallies on how George Bush has had a
strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.
And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually
managed to change the light bulb.