Things to add:
Lunger - burnt out feeder. (pronounced lung er)
Slider - burnt out feeder that's slipped in with a group. (Always watch for sliders!

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Old Crock - cow you don't want the neighbours to see, even if she has a good calf.
Fence Rider - calf that won't stay in.
Gimper - limper
Magpie - Holstein cross
Mailman - bull calf. (Don't take these to market)
Cashflow cattle - big calves kept in pasture close by in case of emergency. :wink: 8) 8) 8)