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Cheney to lead march on Washington!!!

littlejoe

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Too bad he's a draft dodging war criminal coward---he coulda learnt to march with patriots!!

ANdyhow---credit borowitz for this epistle----how can it be so true, so apt and so funny alla the same time, 'eh?

(I been wildcattin in saskatoba whilst the moose pasture is froze, we like to say 'eh' up chear)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” on Sunday, former Vice-President Dick Cheney told host Chuck Todd that he was “sick and tired of Americans being ashamed of our beautiful legacy of torture” and that he was organizing the first “National Torture-Pride March” to take place in Washington in January.

“This is a chance for all of us torturers to say, ‘Look at us, this is who we are,’” Cheney, who will be the Grand Marshall of the parade, said.

The former Vice-President said that he was organizing the march to inspire “the millions of American kids who want to be torturers when they grow up but are afraid they’ll catch hell for it.”

“We’ll be there to say, ‘We’re torturers and we’re damn proud of it—join us,’” Cheney said.
 

Brad S

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Ummm liarjoe, he didn't say that and your lying dumbass knows well he didn't say that. At least you didn't plagiarize Borowitz this time.


Here's something to ponder: who is stupider, one who plagiarizes Borowitz or one who quotes him?
 

Steve

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the sad part of all this is that the next time a tragedy happens,.. the left will scream,.. why didn't someone do something?

sadly most of US on the right already know what is wrong in DC...
 

loomixguy

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Faster horses said:
lj sure seems concerned about Dick Cheney, doesn't he?

Joe considers Cheney a draft dodger, even though Cheney's heart condition prevented him from serving, somehow that's dodging the draft..... :???: :???:

If you measured & weighed Joe's service to the country vs Cheney's, Cheney's service might outweigh Joe's by a quarter of an ounce or so....but maybe not....
 

Traveler

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Read Borowitz bio. He created old and stupid sitcoms. Obviously relates to those who like fiction and nonsensical humor. Agreed, reading his garbage is torturous.
 

Larrry

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I just love seeing who puts up borowits. It's just idiot bait to see who loves ole boringwitz.

ot and lj like him don't they :lol:
 

TexasBred

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littlejoe said:
Too bad he's a draft dodging war criminal coward---he coulda learnt to march with patriots!!

ANdyhow---credit borowitz for this epistle----how can it be so true, so apt and so funny alla the same time, 'eh?

(I been wildcattin in saskatoba whilst the moose pasture is froze, we like to say 'eh' up chear)

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” on Sunday, former Vice-President Dick Cheney told host Chuck Todd that he was “sick and tired of Americans being ashamed of our beautiful legacy of torture” and that he was organizing the first “National Torture-Pride March” to take place in Washington in January.

“This is a chance for all of us torturers to say, ‘Look at us, this is who we are,’” Cheney, who will be the Grand Marshall of the parade, said.

The former Vice-President said that he was organizing the march to inspire “the millions of American kids who want to be torturers when they grow up but are afraid they’ll catch hell for it.”

“We’ll be there to say, ‘We’re torturers and we’re damn proud of it—join us,’” Cheney said.

Yet you and your kind are all for this.

 
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