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China downgrades US

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February 28, 2013

Chinese Hackers Drop U.S. Government from List of High-Value Targets

Posted by Andy Borowitz


SHANGHAI (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare announcement from a notoriously publicity-shy group, Chinese hackers revealed today that they were dropping the United States government from their official list of high-value targets.

“We have to allocate our time and energy to hacking powerful organizations,” a spokesman for the hackers said. “Right now, calling the United States government an ‘organization’ would be a reach.”


He added that the hackers’ ultimate goal had been to hurl the U.S. government into a state of abject paralysis, “and they seem to have already taken care of that on their own.”

The spokesman acknowledged that despite years of compromising U.S. government computers, the hackers had obtained little of value, especially on the hard drives of congressional offices.

“Those computers did not appear to be used for anything work-related,” the spokesman said. “Basically all we found were restaurant reservations and porn.”

U.S. stock markets plummeted on the news of the hackers’ downgrade, which was widely denounced by American politicians as a hostile act designed to cripple the economy. “This is an insult to the American people,” said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Virginia). “We demand that the Chinese resume hacking us at once.”

But according to the hackers’ spokesman, any chance that they might put the U.S. government back on their list of targets was remote at best.

“We need to focus on higher-functioning governments,” he said. “We’re taking a close look at Venezuela.”
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Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/02/chinese-hackers-drop-us-government-from-list-of-high-value-targets.html#ixzz2MDFfIb9m

OK for the Larrrry's of this site - this is a parody- a satire...In other words Larrrrry, it really didn't happen.. He's "funning" us.. :roll:

But Borowitz did a good job of summing up the DC situation....
 

Steve

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But Borowitz did a good job of summing up the DC situation....

yep why attack DC and the liberal commies.. they are destroying the US much faster then China had hoped for... :roll: :roll:
 

Larrry

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Gosh are you that stupid ot I know most of the crap you post is that borowitz crap. The thing is some idiot posters that post this crap try to pass it off as news. Leave it up to the leftwingernut teabagees that can't figure it all out. ot you are a few chapters behind.

ot if you didn't have your head so far up obamas azs that when he opened his mouth you didn't have to swallow....maybe just maybe you could understand.
 

hypocritexposer

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yep, by giving obama, and the "Left", what they desire, the US is in a state of paralysis...

He added that the hackers’ ultimate goal had been to hurl the U.S. government into a state of abject paralysis, “and they seem to have already taken care of that on their own.”


"WE TOLD YOU SO"
 
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