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choosing a wife

jigs

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this
to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she
has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000! and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
 

Carter

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jigs said:
funny thing about boobs, once you have seen one, you want to see them all

I agree!! :wink:

Man once told "son find one with a nice posterior and you can always send her to the body shop to replace the front end!! oh and be sure she can cook" :shock: :shock:
 

Mike

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katrina said:
What is it with boobs and guys?? :roll: Just doesn't make sense to me... :roll: :roll:

It's a natural instinct type deal. Can't be helped.

We just wanna be sure the lil woman produces enough milk to feed the little future workers. :lol:

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Dr. Mike
 

katrina

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Boobs are all the same to me, I just can't figure out why a woman would want bigger ones or implants........ Just seems weird to me...... honestly they are over rated.........
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

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katrina said:
Boobs are all the same to me, I just can't figure out why a woman would want bigger ones or implants........ Just seems weird to me...... honestly they are over rated.........

LOL well they do that so they get the guys to look at them, its an attention seeking thing. :roll:
You dont see any flat chested women workin at hooters, if there were hooters wouldnt be in bussiness very long....

So does it mean, the bull will pick the cow with the bigger udder? Or is it just men that do that silly thing?:p

Katy
 

Shelly

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Thank God my husband is a butt man, cause he lucked out in the boob department when he chose me!
I can honestly say, I wish I'd of been blessed with a little more up top, but I wouldn't pay anyone to help me out with the problem. I just hafta work with what I got. Thank goodness for push-up bras!
Besides, silicone boobs are REALLY not the nicest looking things going! :roll:
 

azcowpuncher

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i agree fake is not good at all gotta have the real thing , some guys say fake real what ever they are there thats all that matters but thats not the fact they feel fake and i am not gonna go into explaining to anyone the feelin but i think you knwo what i mean . So i would have to say they gotta be real and have a nice caboose to boot ha ha no pun intended .
 

katrina

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Okay........ So what's a good size then......
I am a smile and an eye person.......
I'm a sucker for pretty smiles and eyes..........
 

azcowpuncher

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well ha ha i would have to say and i hope i dont get slapped here or yelled at but i am gonna say it



A MOUTHFULL IS ALL YOU NEED :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Canadian_Cowgirl

Well-known member
azcowpuncher said:
well ha ha i would have to say and i hope i dont get slapped here or yelled at but i am gonna say it



A MOUTHFULL IS ALL YOU NEED :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


But we all know you have a big mouth!!! :eek: :eek: :shock: :wink:


Katy
 
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