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*Christian** One Liners*

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
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**Don't
let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a
basket case.*

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Some
people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews..*
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Many folks want to serve God,*
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But only as advisers.*
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It is easier to preach ten sermons

Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord
didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.*
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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.*
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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.*
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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door
forever.*
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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.*
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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God
Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?*
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Some minds are like concrete*
*Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.*
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Peace starts with a smile.*
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I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make
which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members singing
'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting
on the premises.*
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Be ye fishers of men.
You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

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Stop,
Drop, and Roll
won't work in Hell.

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Coincidence
is when God chooses to remain anonymous.*
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.*
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Forbidden
fruits create many jams.*
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.*
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God
grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!*
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!*
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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!*
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.*
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The
Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.*
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.*

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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.*
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If this blessed you in a profound way today,
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**Share it with a few friends to bless them!*

I bet someone else will LOVE it too.


*There is no greater treasure *
*than a good friend!*

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/**/Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about
learning to dance in the rain./*
 
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