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Christie support group:

littlejoe

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NEWARK (The Borowitz Report)—A support group for mayors bullied by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie held its first meeting today at the Prudential Center arena, in Newark.

Organizers of the gathering pronounced themselves pleased with the turnout, as bullied officeholders from all over the state filled the eighteen-thousand-seat venue.

The support group was the brainchild of Carol Foyler, the bullied mayor of Sea Ridge, New Jersey.


“All of these mayors have their own painful stories to share,” Mayor Foyler said. “We wanted to give them a safe space to do that.”

The event was interrupted fifteen minutes in, however, when power to the Prudential Center was abruptly cut off, plunging the arena into darkness.

A spokesman from Gov. Christie’s office said that the sudden power outage was part of a routine electricity study.
 

hopalong

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Thanks oldtimer, we knew you would come up with a Borowitz report for us :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: OPPs that was little oldtimer who gave it to us :wink:
 

littlejoe

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Howdy, kids---

Once again, the repubs have picked another 'can't win' dope.

wtf? self hate? low self esteem? democrats in disguise, a clever ploy? commies? wth is joe mcarthy when we need him?!

it is just so sad for the country ain't it? I mean, here we have another bunch of dopes that a 5 yr old kid could whip with a bb gun and the other party is bound and determined to come in a weak second? sad.

larry---sic 'em! quack! etc.
 

Larrry

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I think your leftwingernut speech needs tweeking

A smart man can come up something better than sic em lj
You can surely come up with something more original after all you are smart aren't you. Show us how smart you are
 

littlejoe

Well-known member
Larrry said:
I think your leftwingernut speech needs tweeking

A smart man can come up something better than sic em lj
You can surely come up with something more original after all you are smart aren't you. Show us how smart you are

sic 'em, larry! rowf! rowf! mark! mark! Quack! etc!
 

hopalong

Well-known member
poor little timer,, cant come up with new insults so he resorts back to the same old tired ones,,, just like oldtimer :roll: :roll: :roll:
EH litter joe./timer????

meow meow whimper whine whimper crying towel please for little joe
 

Larrry

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Larrry said:
I think your leftwingernut speech needs tweeking

A smart man can come up something better than sic em lj
You can surely come up with something more original after all you are smart aren't you. Show us how smart you are

sic 'em, larry! rowf! rowf! mark! mark! Quack! etc!

YAWN
 

ranch hand

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Howdy, kids---

Once again, the repubs have picked another 'can't win' dope.

wtf? self hate? low self esteem? democrats in disguise, a clever ploy? commies? wth is joe mcarthy when we need him?!

it is just so sad for the country ain't it? I mean, here we have another bunch of dopes that a 5 yr old kid could whip with a bb gun and the other party is bound and determined to come in a weak second? sad.

larry---sic 'em! quack! etc.

Wow Ot is in the booze early or made a trip to Colorado. This post makes absolutely no sense. :oops: :???: :( :roll:
 

Tam

Well-known member
littlejoe said:
Howdy, kids---

Once again, the repubs have picked another 'can't win' dope.

wtf? self hate? low self esteem? democrats in disguise, a clever ploy? commies? wth is joe mcarthy when we need him?!

it is just so sad for the country ain't it? I mean, here we have another bunch of dopes that a 5 yr old kid could whip with a bb gun and the other party is bound and determined to come in a weak second? sad.

larry---sic 'em! quack! etc.

Care to explain who the repubs have picked that can't win in your OPINION? :?
 
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