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Everyone sing along,

1) Schizophrenia --- Do you hear what I hear?

2) Multiple Personality disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3) Dementia --- I think I'll be home for Christmas

4) Narcissistic --- Hark, The herald angels sing about me

5) Manic --- Deck the Halls and the Walls and the House and the Lawn and the Streets and the Stores and the Office and the Town and the Cars and the Buses and the Trucks and the Trees.....

6) Paranoid --- Santa Claus is coming to get me

7) Borderline Personality disorder --- You better watch out...I'm gonna cry...I'm gonna pout...I'll be telling you why

8) Attention Deficit disorder --- Silent Night, Holy oooh, look at the lights, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away....

9) Seasonal allergies --- stay away from the manger

10) Social Anxiety disorder --- I reject ye Merry gentlemen

11) Delusional disorder --- I saw three ships come sailing down my street

12) Obsessive Compulsive disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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