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Christmas Cookie Rules

Jassy

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Christmas Cookie Rules


1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.

2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

3. If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first cookie is calories free rule #1 is yours also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone, and being the friend that you are makes your cookie calorie free.

4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.


5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.

6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and green ones have 5 - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

7. Cookies eaten while watching Miracle on 34th Street have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

9. Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!



And finally...



10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!
 

kris

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am busy printing this out and getting ready to hang it on the wall...right beside the oven where I am preparing to cook some Christmas cookies!!
:wink: :wink:
 

nmhighdesert

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the above rules are all propaganda. Some of all Christmas cookies should be sent to nmhighdesert for quality control. I can then attest to the care and love put into them. Bachelors love Christmas cookies :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

nenmrancher

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Well speakin of Christmas Cookies and goodies what are some of the ranchers.net crews family traditions when it comes to baked goods?
 

kris

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nmhighdesert said:
the above rules are all propaganda. Some of all Christmas cookies should be sent to nmhighdesert for quality control. I can then attest to the care and love put into them. Bachelors love Christmas cookies :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wow...usually you bachelors are not so SUBTLE in your hinting!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: sounds like someone needs a care package sent his way!! :wink:
 

kris

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nenmrancher said:
Well speakin of Christmas Cookies and goodies what are some of the ranchers.net crews family traditions when it comes to baked goods?

i myself am gonna start a new tradition for baked goods.....gonna start making glass candy (like my former mother in law does) and place them in clear jars with ribbons!!! mmmmm!!
 

Mrs.Greg

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nenmrancher said:
Well speakin of Christmas Cookies and goodies what are some of the ranchers.net crews family traditions when it comes to baked goods?
Butter tarts{gregs Fav.}Scotch shortbread{mine}Gingerbread cookies{sons& grandsons}Marshmellow balls{daughters} Nuts& bolts,carmel popcorn and my grannys fudge recipe

I'd send you a care pkg,but doute it would arrive in great shape :(
 

Mrs.Greg

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nenmrancher said:
Well speakin of Christmas Cookies and goodies what are some of the ranchers.net crews family traditions when it comes to baked goods?
Butter tarts{gregs Fav.}Scotch shortbread{mine}Gingerbread cookies{sons& grandsons}Marshmellow balls{daughters} Nuts& bolts,carmel popcorn and my grannys fudge recipe

I'd send you a care pkg,but doute it would arrive in great shape :(
 

nonothing

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Mrs.Greg said:
nenmrancher said:
Well speakin of Christmas Cookies and goodies what are some of the ranchers.net crews family traditions when it comes to baked goods?
Butter tarts{gregs Fav.}Scotch shortbread{mine}Gingerbread cookies{sons& grandsons}Marshmellow balls{daughters} Nuts& bolts,carmel popcorn and my grannys fudge recipe

I'd send you a care pkg,but doute it would arrive in great shape :(

I love gingerbread cookies or ginger snaps....My grandmother used to make ginger snaps or as she called them molassas (spelling) cookies,best cookies i ever had.....
 
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