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Christmas cookies

Judith

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Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Crown Royal

Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit off flooooor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something....

Check the Crown Royal.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas
 

Ranchy

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Ok, I want to know just exactly who was peeking through my kitchen window the other night................. :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

ranchwife

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Ranchy said:
Ok, I want to know just exactly who was peeking through my kitchen window the other night................. :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
WHEW!!!! Glad to know it was YOU....thought someone was spying on me there for a second!!! :wink: :wink: Sounds like us ladies outta get together and do some "creative christmas baking"!!! :lol: :lol:
 

nr

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A friend came over this AM and we baked cookies and had a cheery time without the Crown Royal.

In the afternoon though, our basement partially flooded- wet cardboard boxes, the works had to be gone thru. Crown Royal might have helped my attitude :!: :mad:
 

Kato

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I've got two fruitcakes sitting in the bottom drawer of my fridge right now, all wrapped up in cheesecloth that has been soaked with rum. By Christmas Eve they should be ready to go! :D :santa: :santa:

My family joke is that you can't eat this cake if you are going to drive. :wink:
 
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