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Chuckle for Today

gcreekrch

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The US and Canadian governments did a joint study on the human mind.
They wanted to find out what the brain was capable of using the barest minimum of supplies.
First they built a celler out of concrete with a door of heavy steel to ensure that no outside influence would interfere with the results.
They then brought in 2 Russian Cosmonaughts, gave them each a crowbar and locked them in the cellar overnight.
When they opened the door next morning they had built a spaceship.
" Quite Astounding" was the research teams response.
They next got 2 Japanese Electrical Technicians in, locked them up with the crowbars and next morning they had built a Sony television.
"Absolutely Fantastic" was repeated over and over in the boardroom.
They next decided to find out what an "average, everyday" persons mind was capable of. "What the heck, we'll even make it multi-national"
So, next morning they had captured 2 cowboys. 1 from southern Saskatchewan, and the other from NWestern Nebraska. The cowboys were each given a crowbar and locked up for the night.
Next morning, when the door opened, the research team found that they had broken 1 crowbar and lost the other. :lol: :lol: 8) 8)
 

Big Muddy rancher

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gcreekrch said:
The US and Canadian governments did a joint study on the human mind.
They wanted to find out what the brain was capable of using the barest minimum of supplies.
First they built a celler out of concrete with a door of heavy steel to ensure that no outside influence would interfere with the results.
They then brought in 2 Russian Cosmonaughts, gave them each a crowbar and locked them in the cellar overnight.
When they opened the door next morning they had built a spaceship.
" Quite Astounding" was the research teams response.
They next got 2 Japanese Electrical Technicians in, locked them up with the crowbars and next morning they had built a Sony television.
"Absolutely Fantastic" was repeated over and over in the boardroom.
They next decided to find out what an "average, everyday" persons mind was capable of. "What the heck, we'll even make it multi-national"
So, next morning they had captured 2 cowboys. 1 from southern Saskatchewan, and the other from NWestern Nebraska. The cowboys were each given a crowbar and locked up for the night.
Next morning, when the door opened, the research team found that they had broken 1 crowbar and lost the other. :lol: :lol: 8) 8)



HEY I resemble that remark. :!: :nod: :cowboy:
 
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