koj said:I saw one eating the mighty and elusive tree gator of the north. It was a horrible fight, but the Chuca won in the end! A more vicious animal never lived.
Sierraman said:now the Chipacabra is even worse, but luckily, 90 percent of their time is spent in the bar downing salsa and CHIPS.----
Well - if you look Ver-r-r-y carefully at the Phenotype of this emaciated beast, I think all will agree that it must be an F1 result of a male Cuckaburro x female Tree Aligator. The DNA gathered from their upper Incisors is terrifying enough to scare a buzzard off a Gut Wagon!. They are called a "Cuckagator". Now, the opposite cross - that is a Male Tree Aligator x Female Cuckaburro is a whole 'nother critter completely! Skinny hind legs but not too long - feathery, long front legs - almost like wings - and long central toes that protrude upwards with short, stubby claws on the ends. Their ears are like Albino Mules ears! :shock: Their mating cry is a shrill, high pitched cry that sounds like they are saying (in English yet), " Givyudabird - givyudabird - givyudabird". It is a real 'haunting' melody - one you'll never forget once you hear it! :roll: :roll: It's called an Alley Burro- - -On second thought - it couldn't be the "Alley Burro" because they are sterile! :???:koj said:I saw one eating the mighty and elusive tree gator of the north. It was a horrible fight, but the Chuca won in the end! A more vicious animal never lived.