leanin' H
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I write a little poetry from time to time. I wrote this one in 1986 and read it in a high school FFA talent show. It was addressed to a bunch of wanna be cowboys who dressed the part but couldn't tell the difference between come here and sic em'
So ya wanna be a cowboy, you've bought some boots and a belt, you've even got some fancy cologne, 'bout the worst stuff I've ever smelt.
Ya think you're a real live buckaroo, and duded up for the dance. Well why don't ya come to the party? You ain't never even been on a ranch!
You've never had to rope a steer or ever mend a fence, and from what I've heard around the town, folks say your mostly dense.
Ya drive around in a four by four just waving at the girls, but underneath your cowboy hat is a bleached and wavy bunch of curls!
A shirt and spotless pair of boots may be cowboy gear it's true, but pal I kinda giggle when I see them worn by you!
It's like putting lipstick on a pig and it just don't make much sense. And I hate to rain on your parade or throw a monkey wrench......
But dressed up playing cowboy don't make a hill of beans,
Until ya live the life and earn your spurs, it's just chasing little boy dreams.
Eight seconds in an arena is a feat I love to see,
But daylight to dark, hot or cold, for fifty years is True Cowboy to me.
Some rodeo cowboys are amazing hands and welcome on any ranch, but most are too dang busy trying to keep the dirt off their pants.
So don't mistake a cowboy for a Feller playing a part,
Clothes don't make the man, it's about character and heart.
So now you are a cowboy? Well, you can go to heck!
You wouldn't make a pimple on a real cowboys neck

H'
PS- no offense meant. But these are truly my thoughts. I've known a handfull of great cowboys who also rodeoed. But I have know and still know plenty who wouldn't last ten minutes working a ranch job. Cody next time ya reminisce about your glory days in an arena, take a minute and picture roping that same steer on a sage brush flat with a 12 foot wash running down one side and add a few boulders in for fun. It's a completely different universe. I respect the hell out of rodeo athletes and they ability they have. But it's a narrow skill set that rarely translates to actual ranch work.
So ya wanna be a cowboy, you've bought some boots and a belt, you've even got some fancy cologne, 'bout the worst stuff I've ever smelt.
Ya think you're a real live buckaroo, and duded up for the dance. Well why don't ya come to the party? You ain't never even been on a ranch!
You've never had to rope a steer or ever mend a fence, and from what I've heard around the town, folks say your mostly dense.
Ya drive around in a four by four just waving at the girls, but underneath your cowboy hat is a bleached and wavy bunch of curls!
A shirt and spotless pair of boots may be cowboy gear it's true, but pal I kinda giggle when I see them worn by you!
It's like putting lipstick on a pig and it just don't make much sense. And I hate to rain on your parade or throw a monkey wrench......
But dressed up playing cowboy don't make a hill of beans,
Until ya live the life and earn your spurs, it's just chasing little boy dreams.
Eight seconds in an arena is a feat I love to see,
But daylight to dark, hot or cold, for fifty years is True Cowboy to me.
Some rodeo cowboys are amazing hands and welcome on any ranch, but most are too dang busy trying to keep the dirt off their pants.
So don't mistake a cowboy for a Feller playing a part,
Clothes don't make the man, it's about character and heart.
So now you are a cowboy? Well, you can go to heck!
You wouldn't make a pimple on a real cowboys neck

H'
PS- no offense meant. But these are truly my thoughts. I've known a handfull of great cowboys who also rodeoed. But I have know and still know plenty who wouldn't last ten minutes working a ranch job. Cody next time ya reminisce about your glory days in an arena, take a minute and picture roping that same steer on a sage brush flat with a 12 foot wash running down one side and add a few boulders in for fun. It's a completely different universe. I respect the hell out of rodeo athletes and they ability they have. But it's a narrow skill set that rarely translates to actual ranch work.