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CLASSIFIED...HUSBAND WANTED!!

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ranchwife

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A lonely older lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She
> > >put a want ad in the local paper that read:
> > >
> > >HUSBAND WANTED. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run
> > >around on me, and must still be good in bed! All applicants must apply
> > >in person.
> > >
> > >On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her
> > >dismay, when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He
> > >had no arms or legs.
> > >
> > >She asked sardonically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are
> > >you? Just look at you---you have no legs!"
> > >
> > >The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!"
> > >
> > >She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
> > >
> > >Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
> > >
> > >The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you
> > >still good in bed?" she asked.
> > >
> > >The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"


THERE YA GO LADIES....TOLD YA I WAS BACK!! :D :D :D
 

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