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Cleanup on gate eleven

Big Muddy rancher

Well-known member
Sometimes the answer is right under our noses:

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win situation for everyone and would eliminate this crap about racial profiling. This method would also obviate the need for a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift and quick.

This elegant solution would also benefit people flying standby:

I can just see it now: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number...."

Posted by EBD at 9:01 PM| Comments (29)

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