• If you are having problems logging in please use the Contact Us in the lower right hand corner of the forum page for assistance.

Clues you might just be a redneck

Judith

Well-known member
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.

Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.

The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin'.

You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You think genitalia is an Italian airline.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You buy your jewelry at the hardware store.
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
Yeap it's RC Cola and MoonPie's........good eatin!!!!!!.....but that's a snack


Beef Jerky is reserved for Dinner and Supper LOL


I've had a complete Harley tore apart in my kitchen floor before...does that count? Numerous Carborators rebuilt at the kitchen table......must I go on? LOL
 

katrina

Well-known member
Yes sir reeeeeee....... A dump is better than Walmart!!!!! :D :D
John Deere green, International red and Catipiller yellow. :D 8)
and haveing horse de overs before dinner........ 8)
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
the_jersey_lilly_2000 said:
Yeap it's RC Cola and MoonPie's........good eatin!!!!!!.....but that's a snack


Beef Jerky is reserved for Dinner and Supper LOL


I've had a complete Harley tore apart in my kitchen floor before...does that count? Numerous Carborators rebuilt at the kitchen table......must I go on? LOL


Lily...we might have to explain the time difference between "dinner" and "supper" to some folks here!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

IL Rancher

Well-known member
Well shoot, I used to drink RC cause I was cheap.. Still would drink it over Pepsi any day.. As far as Dinner vs supper around that would be lunch and dinner but maybe it is something else down south.... Well, around here it is dinner and Supper as wel but where I grew up it was lunch and dinner... Still throws me for a loop when people tell me to come by around dinner time... I still have to ask if they mean noon or 6...
:oops: :oops: :lol:
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Dinner is the noon meal.

Supper is the evening meal, usually anywhere between 6-7PM.

That way in the summertime you still have daylight to do a get of work after supper!
 

Judith

Well-known member
RC, you pack of weirdos. Everyone knows that Dr. Pepper is the only beverage there is. ( Amercian DR.Pepper, the canuck stuff tastes like poop)
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
I drink Dr Pepper 99% of the time when I want a sody water :p Now there's a southern term for ya....sody water hehe

But...when your eatin a moon pie....ya gotta have a RC with it.

Kinda like when I have Pizza....for some reason I gotta have Root beer with it. Don't know why...just do.

Oh....and cruisin the Dairy Queen....went out about 20 years ago or so....now if your fella takes you on a cruise...your goin around the Sonic :wink:
 

IL Rancher

Well-known member
DP is okay.. But I am a dyed in the wool Coke drinker for the most part.. I would say 90% of the pop I dirnk is Coke.. Pepsi at certain fast food places (Culvers) although at a lot of those I will get DP or rootbeer depending on the food of choice.. When I was younger I would have gone with mountain Dew but oiy... no more for the most part....

I don't even know wehre the closest Sonic is to here but every "big"town has a DQ and a few still have a taste Freeze...
 

Julie

Well-known member
Lilly, I thought DQ was a TEXAS STOP SIGN !! :)

We have none of the above in our little burg --no fast food here yet --
we have the OUTPOST --a pool, beer and best damn green chile cheeseburger and fries (real home made on the spot) in the southwest --

And then the new folks moved in and opened "Planet Zozo" -----they are trying to offer Mediterranean style cooking (whatever that is) -- I think their clientel is limited to the people that work there.
 

the_jersey_lilly_2000

Well-known member
Yeap Julie......the big DQ sign is known as "Texas Stop Sign"....but that don't mean ya gotta git out and go in. LOL

Its been a good while since I ate at a Dairy Queen. I'm sure some are better'n others. But the one we have in Navasota aint all that swooft.

Sonic makes a perdy mean double meat double cheese Jalepeno Burger. It aint the "best" but it beats most of the fast food burger joints around.

Our lil local Mom n Pop Grocery store we have here in town has the best burgers that we've found perdy much anywhere in Texas. Have had many folks passin thru stop in and have a burger and say the same thang.

Never had a green chile burger....sounds good tho.
 

kolanuraven

Well-known member
Christmas shopping for Judith.

Item #1....Moon pies!!

I'ts like 2 big graham cracker type cookies with marshmellow in the middle and then all covered in icing. Now there are lots of flavors but the standards are reg vanilla mallow with choc icing, banana and cherry. I'm sure by now there are 101 flavors.

The old pies used to be size of saucers...but now they are MUCH smaller.

Another 'fun' thing about them is that they never seem to melt. No matter if it's 110 in that lunch box you got..those moon pies are all together!!
 

Judith

Well-known member
Available for immediate adoption:

37 year old female, cute as a bugs ear. Could survive entirely on moon pies. Always keeps ya giggling. Totally bizarre and random :)

Hard working (did I mention adorable?)

Can not be adopted to any family with bannisters.
 

peg4x4

Well-known member
My icebox front legs gave out,caused the door not to shut..Fixed it by shoveing two paperbacks under the front.. Do I qualify??
 
Top