Chris Rock: @chrisrockoz: "Obama is waiting for the right moment to pull out Bin Laden's skull from behind the podium. Wait for it. Wait for it...
Jeff Dunham: @jeffdunham: "WALTER: As for Obama in the debate..
Seriously, I haven't seen a brother lose his smooth that fast since Cuba Gooding Jr did Daddy Day Camp.
Eugene Mirman: @EugeneMirman: "The saddest thing for Romney must be that polls say "most Americans actually trust Obama to do a better job, killing Big Bird's job."
Romney: "I've got 5 boys. I'm used to people saying the same thing over and over again, . hoping it becomes true."
Ouchy, RT @adamnagourney "Who is more absent from the stage? Jim Leher or President Obama. Close call."
Brian Sack @brian_sack
MSNBC's flag at half mast.