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CNN To DOJ: Take Our Phone Records!

Mike

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In the wake of the Associated Press scandal, CNN has just issued a statement begging the Justice Department to steal phone records from any of its journalists. "We cordially invite Justice officials to take anything it likes from any of our reporters," said CNN spokesperson Adam Krakloss. "You are welcome to seize, but please do not feel limited to: phone records, private notes, emails, diaries, blogs, recipes, family photos, poems, private sex videos, and unfinished screenplays."

The plea to the Justice Department is apparently designed to create sympathy for CNN's news gathering forces, with Krakloss noting, "Since we no longer consider 'records' or 'sources' or 'facts' or 'accuracy' or 'information' to be related to news, we have no fears about anyone taking anything from us." Insiders suspect the plea may also create a fast-breaking story that plays to the greatest strengths of CNN. "If -- and we're keeping our fingers crossed -- the Justice Department does break into our reporters' files," added Krakloss, "We promise to cover the scandal 24 hours a day, with the full measure of conjecture and rumor that we always have at our disposal. Unless, of course, we discover that Dzhokhar Tsanaev liked chicken as much as he liked cheeseburgers or that Jodi Arias got her hair cut. Then, all bets are off."
 

Steve

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I think the Justices access to records should be by example... they can only seize records that Obama has released..

you want my long form birth certificate... then you need to get Obama's records.. first...

you want my college transcript.. medical records.. list of friends..

well get Obama's first...

if you can't.. then you do not need to see any of my records.. ...



:p
 

Steve

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how is the camping..?


BTW,..if you are a communist..cause I'm thinkin,.. that if you really believe that communist crap.. every one is equal.. and each does a little of nothing to support the cause...

so if a bear chases you.... do you all run at the same pace giving the bear the option to take you all equally...

or do you say screw communism.. and resort to everyone for himself?

Now you might want to know how us Bible clingers react...


how do we react to a large bear.. the ranger said to grab a pan and make noise... sounds good to me...

so what do we do when we see a bear walking down the path towards US


US Tea Party /NRA folk... we grab a frying pan..start hollering.. and makin noise... lotsa noise..



cause we are having bear steaks for supper :lol: :lol: :p

oh did I leave out the best way to make noise.. with a high caliber rifle and handguns... just don't shoot up the good steaks...

and don't forget to break out the good book and read a few passages and thank the lord for delivery supper.. :lol: :wink:
 

hypocritexposer

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:lol:

Leaving in about an hour.

Your story Steve, reminds me of a joke punchline...

"tap, tap , went the bear on the shoulder. You're not here for the hunting are you"
 

Traveler

Well-known member
Mike said:
In the wake of the Associated Press scandal, CNN has just issued a statement begging the Justice Department to steal phone records from any of its journalists. "We cordially invite Justice officials to take anything it likes from any of our reporters," said CNN spokesperson Adam Krakloss. "You are welcome to seize, but please do not feel limited to: phone records, private notes, emails, diaries, blogs, recipes, family photos, poems, private sex videos, and unfinished screenplays."

The plea to the Justice Department is apparently designed to create sympathy for CNN's news gathering forces, with Krakloss noting, "Since we no longer consider 'records' or 'sources' or 'facts' or 'accuracy' or 'information' to be related to news, we have no fears about anyone taking anything from us." Insiders suspect the plea may also create a fast-breaking story that plays to the greatest strengths of CNN. "If -- and we're keeping our fingers crossed -- the Justice Department does break into our reporters' files," added Krakloss, "We promise to cover the scandal 24 hours a day, with the full measure of conjecture and rumor that we always have at our disposal. Unless, of course, we discover that Dzhokhar Tsanaev liked chicken as much as he liked cheeseburgers or that Jodi Arias got her hair cut. Then, all bets are off."
Since CNN gets most of it's leads from the White House it shouldn't have anything to worry about.
 
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