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Columbo invetigates Obama....

Liberty Belle

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Maybe you libs can tell us the answers to Columbo's questions?

Ah, sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . .

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the county is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once.

Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so...

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are -- I -- I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available


Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. . .

What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?

We the People of the United States of America ! You know, the ones that vote.
 

Sandhusker

Well-known member
Any ideas on why so many of these items are not on the transprancy list, Reader? Alice, what do you think? Nono, any ideas? How about you, Badaxe? OT, surely Bush has something to do with it?
 

MsSage

Well-known member
LB How UN AMERICAN of you to dare ask for such items.......
All your doing is tearing this country apart :roll: :roll:

Sorry thats the answer your going to get.
 

hypocritexposer

Well-known member
I'm not sure if I would confirm Sotomayer or not, if it was up to me, but at least there is an abundance more of information about her past, than there is of Obama's.
 

TexasBred

Well-known member
hypocritexposer said:
I'm not sure if I would confirm Sotomayer or not, if it was up to me, but at least there is an abundance more of information about her past, than there is of Obama's.

Her trail is much easier to follow and "document".
 

Liberty Belle

Well-known member
Come on you guys, give us some answers?

Nonothing? fff? alice? kola? OT? It's awfully quiet over there on the left.... :???:

Just pretend for a moment that these are Bush's records we're trying to uncover and it will be much easier. :twisted:

Don't you know why Obama refuses to show us whether his presidency is actually legal?

Or are you like most of the Main Stream Media and don't want to talk about anything the Chosen One might be hiding in his usual “spirit of transparency”?


1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
 
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