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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

● Because of the flubbed oath of office the other day, Chief Justice John Roberts went over to the White House last night and gave Barack Obama the oath again. Some legal scholars were concerned that since the oath was not given properly, we legally did not have anybody at the helm for 36 hours. Hey, big deal — we haven't had anybody at the helm for eight years.

● Even though there was a lot of coverage of the inauguration here, in Iran, state TV completely ignored it — no film, no radio. It was like the inauguration wasn't even happening. No, I'm sorry, that was Fox news.

● Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year. Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.

● Obama also issued an executive order banning gifts from lobbyists to anyone serving in his administration. In fact, they even went down and removed the gas pump that Exxon had installed in Dick Cheney's office.


And my favorite:

Obama's chief of staff has ordered federal agencies to freeze funding on a lot of projects that President Bush tried to push through in his final days. So for now, The National Scooby Doo Museum remains a distant dream. ~ Conan O'Brien
 

Tam

Well-known member
Ratings Report: Fox finishes the season ranked No. 1May 20, 2008, 08:17 PM | by Lynette Rice

Categories: Ratings, Strike, TV Biz

Fox is ending a season with the most viewers of any network. The American Idol-fueled network is already slated to win the 2007-08 season in the all-important adults 18-49 demo, but what is notable is its unprecedented viewer average: 11.1 million, 600,000 more than second place CBS. In fact, Fox is expected to finish the season at No. 1 in all key demographics, including young adults, men, and teens — a testament to its largely strike-proof schedule ... . Fox was the only network to build on adults 18-49 versus last year, while NBC lost 10 percent, ABC was down 14 percent, CBS dropped 19 percent, and the CW fell 15 percent.

The 2007-08 season officially ends on Wednesday.

Isn't Leno on NBC and Lettermen on CBS maybe they should rethink their Last night schedule? :wink:
 
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