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passin thru

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Mildred, 93, was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.



Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.



Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.



The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."



Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
 

Tap

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You know it's going to be a long day when you call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. :!: :shock: :lol:
 

TimH

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Tap said:
You know it's going to be a long day when you call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. :!: :shock: :lol:

Tap, That happened to me one time. When they finally came back on the line they said, "Ya, go head with it. You're doing the right thing". :shock: :wink: :wink: :)
 

Tap

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I'd get a second opinion Tim. :wink:

I asked the doctor for a second opinion one time, and he said "Ok, you're homely too." :shock: :wink:
 
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