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COMPUTERSPEAK FOR RANCHERS
Modem: What you did to the hay field and ditches.
Keyboard: Where you hang the keys when you finish work.
Windows: What you shut when cold weather sets in.
Windows 98: Temperature at which you must have them open.
Log On: What you put on the stove after you shut windows.
Mouse: A rodent found in the barn.
Hard Drive: Traveling during a blizzard.
Download: Getting firewood off the pick-up.
Megahertz: What you'll have if you're not careful downloading.
Floppy Disk: An indication that your machinery needs repair.
Microchips: What your calves leave in the pasture.
Computer: What you say when you call your hound "Puter".
Byte: What Puter does if you don't feed him when you call.