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COMPUTERSPEAK FOR RANCHERS

Modem: What you did to the hay field and ditches.

Keyboard: Where you hang the keys when you finish work.

Windows: What you shut when cold weather sets in.

Windows 98: Temperature at which you must have them open.

Log On: What you put on the stove after you shut windows.

Mouse: A rodent found in the barn.

Hard Drive: Traveling during a blizzard.

Download: Getting firewood off the pick-up.

Megahertz: What you'll have if you're not careful downloading.

Floppy Disk: An indication that your machinery needs repair.

Microchips: What your calves leave in the pasture.

Computer: What you say when you call your hound "Puter".

Byte: What Puter does if you don't feed him when you call.
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