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Contests

burnt

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So Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio were traveling together and came across a beauty contest. Snow White, being the best looking one of the threesome, decided to enter it and much to everyone's delight won first prize, a diamond encrusted brush and mirror set!

A while later they saw a crowd gathered around a group of muscle-bound men and discovered it was a strongman's competition. Naturally, Superman outperformed them all and won first prize, a large gold plated trophy.

Well before long they encountered a tent that bore a sign advertising a tall tales/liars contest. Knowing he carried world renown for his ability to cloud and mutilate the truth, Pinocchio confidently strode into the competition wondering what a good liar might win.

A while later he came shuffling out, tears streaming down his cheeks and blowing his looong, runny nose. When the other two asked him how he did he wailed, "Who the heck is Nancy Pelosi?"
 
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