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Soapweed

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Soapweed said:
These might not be "politically correct" but they are correct. :)

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sw

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You better watch it Soap, those are sure to bring some of them out of their hidey holes. :wink:
 

schnurrbart

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sw said:
You better watch it Soap, those are sure to bring some of them out of their hidey holes. :wink:

Only the last one. Here are some things that I'm sure you follow each day of your life.

HOW TO BE A GOOD REPUBLICAN



1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault.

2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.

4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease don't deserve theirs.

5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a gun.

6. You have to believe everything Rush Limbaugh says.

7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.

8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death penalty.

9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote for Alan Keyes.

10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a profit.

11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really faithful husbands.

13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you instantly popular in the barrio.

14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

15. You have to be against government interference in business, until your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you beg for a government bail out.

16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.

17. You have to believe government has nothing to do with providing police protection, national defense, and building roads.

18. You have to believe a poor, minority student with a disciplinary history and failing grades will be admitted into an elite private school with a $1,000 voucher.
 

schnurrbart

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>> Political Jokes
Random Political Joke

>> Political Joke #6 - Republican Lightbulb...


... Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four hundred and seventy one:
12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;
23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;
16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;
34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;
9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;
53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;
41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;

And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.
 

schnurrbart

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passin thru said:
Man I wish the libs would get some new joke writers, these old reruns are getting old..................

Yes, you're right. But bush just keeps doing the same screwed up stuff over and over. You guys seem to be the bitter ones here. You like to dish it out but you don't like to get it back. Very sorry that you have heard all the bush and rightwinger jokes before.
 

schnurrbart

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movin' on said:
Once there was this bitter man from Illinois.......

You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!
 

passin thru

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Man I just love the originality in barts post..............broken record...................it's Bush's fault for everything. He kinda goes postal over Bush.

I'll answer for you bert...........Bush sucks.........see I have your answers memorized.
 

schnurrbart

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passin thru said:
Man I just love the originality in barts post..............broken record...................it's Bush's fault for everything. He kinda goes postal over Bush.

I'll answer for you bert...........Bush sucks.........see I have your answers memorized.

Don't believe I have ever used that one. With your permission, I will use it.

BUSH SUCKS!!! Feels good! Thanks.
 

Soapweed

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schnurrbart said:
You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!

Typical Liberal, living off the fat of the land.
 

Bullhauler

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Soapweed said:
schnurrbart said:
You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!

Typical Liberal, living off the fat of the land.


That is a funny thing to say since your CONSERVATIVE friend Cal is the biggest welfare recipient in Bennett county.
 

Mrs.Greg

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Bullhauler said:
Soapweed said:
schnurrbart said:
You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!

Typical Liberal, living off the fat of the land.


That is a funny thing to say since your CONSERVATIVE friend Cal is the biggest welfare recipient in Bennett county.
Personally I think this is just plain RUDE :!: The only thing gossip does is discredit the gossiper :x
 

schnurrbart

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Soapweed said:
schnurrbart said:
You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!

Typical Liberal, living off the fat of the land.

Are you fat? Or is it that you are jealous that I served my country and a grateful nation (except for you rightwingers) are paying me a small amount in my old age because of my service?
 

IL Rancher

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Oh I am sure Bullhauler is probably reffering to DCP, LDP, CCP, CRP and any other type of payment/subsidey that goes through the USDA.. Just a hunch, I know a lot of folks out here refer to it as ag welfare..

Soapweed, you begrudge a man his pension that he earned while serving his country in the Army? My Grandpa served 30+ years and you better believe he gets a pension, something that he earned by serving his country.. To call that llving off the fat of the land...
 

Soapweed

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I do apologize. I had forgotten that Schnurrbart was a past military man. To him and all other military people, I tip my hat.

Bureaucrats living off the "fat of the land" do not get my accolades. Sure, a few "bureaucrats" are probably a necessity, but there are way too many living off of taxpayer expense. If they would just do their jobs without tangling things up, it would be alright. Most of them invent boondoggle projects just to justify their existence. I would also bet the majority of them are Liberals and vote for Liberals.
 

Red Robin

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Bullhauler said:
Soapweed said:
schnurrbart said:
You really couldn't be further from the truth. I don't have to walk 10 miles a day any more. I'm retired drawing 3 pensions and you are paying for part of them. I'm as happy as a pig in mud.!!!!

Typical Liberal, living off the fat of the land.


That is a funny thing to say since your CONSERVATIVE friend Cal is the biggest welfare recipient in Bennett county.
Steve or should I say SDSteve if you have a gripe with Cal, why don't you take it up with him? You might be a man about it too and use your name or take it up face to face instead of hiding behind a screen name attacking someone and giving their location.
 
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