jodywy
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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
Subject: "THE COWBOY AND THE MINISTER"
A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy in the first
class section of the plane on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.
When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
Subject: "THE COWBOY AND THE MINISTER"
A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to a cowboy in the first
class section of the plane on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."
