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Courses for women

Yanuck

Well-known member
Someone, (who shall remain nameless as he may have to go into protective custody!,) sent me this today....
:roll: :roll:



Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:


Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communications Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort, not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill you CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
PMS: Your Problem…Not His
Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Oil and Petrol: Your car Needs Both
TV Remotes: For Men Only
Getting Ready to Go Out: Start the day Before
 

Faster horses

Well-known member
When I first looked at the title, I thought it read
"Curses for women." :shock: :shock: :shock: :p :wink:

And even tho I was wrong, I was right!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

I Luv Herfrds

Well-known member
They don't have an emoticon for the look on my face right now. I know my husband would get a kick out of it, make a couple of jabs at me and then hit the door running, because he never knows which item I'm going to grab.
I can throw that 6" cast iron skillet pretty good. :D :wink:
 

cowsense

Well-known member
Touchy bunch on here...............could it be that the list hits just a little too close to reality for some??? :shock:


:lol2: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 
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