OldDog/NewTricks
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A Wyoming cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates .
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a Trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of Bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked him in the nuts, pushed his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and yelled, "Now, back
off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
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Been there done that
OD/NT
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "Once, on a Trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of Bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked him in the nuts, pushed his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and yelled, "Now, back
off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
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Been there done that
OD/NT