COWBOY BOOTS >
>
> An elderly
> couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of
> authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears
> them home.
>
> Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice
> anything different about me?"
>
> Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
>
> Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
> into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots
> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
> NOW?"
>
> Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down
> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow."
>
> Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
>
> "Nope", she replies.
>
> "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
>
> Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a
> hat."
>
> An elderly
> couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of
> authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears
> them home.
>
> Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice
> anything different about me?"
>
> Margaret looks him over, "Nope".
>
> Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
> into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots
> Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different
> NOW?"
>
> Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down
> today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow."
>
> Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
>
> "Nope", she replies.
>
> "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
>
> Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a
> hat."