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Cowboy Lines...."joke"

Jassy

Well-known member
Subject: Cowboy Lines That Have Been Ruint'

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The
Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal
slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
 

Judith

Well-known member
O I don't know I think you could still use numbers 4,6,8,9 and 10 on him with no ill effects. Heck comin from his loving wife you may even get to stay in that hotel you wanted in Tofino :) 8) :p
 
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