While thinking today, I had the thought that we could make a take off from Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck", but title it, "You might not be a cowboy".
My apoligies Jeff! :wink:
You might not be a cowboy if....
You have a critter that needs doctored in a pasture with no corral and the nearest one is 3 or 4 miles away and you say, "Shoot, we'll just trail him home and doctor him. That would be easier than ropin' him and doin' it there!"
You have more than 2 knots in your rope.
You've been heard to say, "No, I'd rather use the 4 wheeler than a horse."
You go to a branding and don't take a horse or ride one when you get there, or you work the ground crew all day.
You'd rather get on a tractor than a horse.
You ain't ever been bucked off, run over or chased by a horse or cow critter.
You think a nice house is more important than a good pickup or saddle.
You'd rather watch someone else rope than do it yourself.
You don't ever get that smelly green stuff on your boots or when you do, you are ashamed of it.
Your banker says, "Why sure we'll be glad to give you all the money you want. Just let me fill out this note and then you sign it."
:wink:
Anyone want to continue? :lol:
My apoligies Jeff! :wink:
You might not be a cowboy if....
You have a critter that needs doctored in a pasture with no corral and the nearest one is 3 or 4 miles away and you say, "Shoot, we'll just trail him home and doctor him. That would be easier than ropin' him and doin' it there!"
You have more than 2 knots in your rope.
You've been heard to say, "No, I'd rather use the 4 wheeler than a horse."
You go to a branding and don't take a horse or ride one when you get there, or you work the ground crew all day.
You'd rather get on a tractor than a horse.
You ain't ever been bucked off, run over or chased by a horse or cow critter.
You think a nice house is more important than a good pickup or saddle.
You'd rather watch someone else rope than do it yourself.
You don't ever get that smelly green stuff on your boots or when you do, you are ashamed of it.
Your banker says, "Why sure we'll be glad to give you all the money you want. Just let me fill out this note and then you sign it."
:wink:
Anyone want to continue? :lol: