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cowboy wedding

Juan

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A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
>their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
>He said, "This here's a very special 'casion... our weddin' night, and
>we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
>
>The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
>
>The cowboy thought a minute and then replied, "Nope, reckon not, I'll
>just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
 

EastTexasGal

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LOL...Juan my oldest told me that joke on the phone and he had to die laughing at me for laughing. He said," MOM do you know how many people I told that to and they didnt get it??" lol....he goes to school in San Marcos and works on the school ranch there, well he did. He graduates in May and hopefully will be moving closer to home.

Anyway it brought back the laugh....thanks.

Easty
 

greg

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Have also heard that one long time ago-never was brave enough to try-did get away with wearing boots to bed one way too late night-that count?
 

V_Key

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This is OD/NT's I can't log in today ????

Any how
Forget the boots, and spurs

I just wear my Hat and grab my saddle - Whaoo! :) :) Happy People :!:
 

fedup2

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Geeze, your comments remind me of an old story. :oops:

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes, the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final yahoo and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

Lady, the attendant said, Indians ride bareback.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Jinglebob

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fedup2 said:
Geeze, your comments remind me of an old story. :oops:

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes, the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final yahoo and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

Lady, the attendant said, Indians ride bareback.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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