A cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for
>their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
>He said, "This here's a very special 'casion... our weddin' night, and
>we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
>
>The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
>
>The cowboy thought a minute and then replied, "Nope, reckon not, I'll
>just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."
>their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
>He said, "This here's a very special 'casion... our weddin' night, and
>we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
>
>The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
>
>The cowboy thought a minute and then replied, "Nope, reckon not, I'll
>just hold on to her ears 'til she gets used to it."