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crap!!! now what?????

jigs

Well-known member
well, we went in and voted the other day, and the township had no one running for clerk. so being the smart ass I am, I went ahead and wrote in my name..................

one vote won me the election!!

I just wish Kola was in my township :wink:
 

katrina

Well-known member
Way to go jigs!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Yowl!!!! That is way funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Maybe you'll be running for governor in a few years!!!!!!!
 

jigs

Well-known member
Red Robin said:
Now you need a low cut shirt, high heels and some fake nails. It wouldn't matter then how well you do your job. :lol:

that would NOT be a pretty picture....sadly, I know from experiance :cry:
 

jigs

Well-known member
katrina said:
Way to go jigs!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Yowl!!!! That is way funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Maybe you'll be running for governor in a few years!!!!!!!


me as govenor, and you will get VIP seating at the KSU / NU game anytime you wish
 

jigs

Well-known member
my mom always told me being a smart ass would come back to haunt me.....

I thought it was funny as hell, my wife almost crapped her pants, because as we left the voting place, I told her what I did, she was laughing and saying how funny it would be if I got in.....

all this time I thought if I wanted a career in polotics, I needed to marry a drug dealing pervert from Arkansas, then ride his coat tails to the top, looks like there is another way.
 
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Anonymous

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Yep- Jigs, I can see a life of politics is in store for you... Pretty soon we can be discussing and cussing you :lol: :lol:

When I was Sheriff- I used to love to go to meetings with Sheriff's and/or D.A.'s from around the country and listen to them talk about their elections...I really floored them once when they were talking about the minority vote they each had got- and I told them I had received 100% of the black vote in my County...
All 4 blacks in the county at that time supported and campaigned for me... :lol: :lol:
 

memanpa

Well-known member
congrats???????
what does the job entail?
now that you are a politician does that mean you are corruptable?
cigars, bribes can you direct some business to friends? etc etc etc.
i think it is funny, only one vote? call for a recount :D :D :D

good luck
 

cowsense

Well-known member
Nope; no recount..................the decision was unaminous!!!!! :twisted: Now Jigs has to go thru a crash course in proper procedure and ethics................NOT!!! :twisted: :roll: :wink:


BTW.....what's the new position pay?? :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
 

jigs

Well-known member
the pay is zero, but knowing I am doing my civic duty is priceless.

the guy who is township trustee told me there are two ways to get out of it. move or die.
 
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