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Daddy's Proud

Northern Rancher

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My youngest girl got hit with a cheesy pickup line at school-"I'd like to rearrange the alphabet so U and I could be together" her reply was "I like it the way it is with N and O beside each other" lol.
 

gcreekrch

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Back a few years now, a realtor/sorry team roper/wanna be cowboy/phony/crook in his 50's aksed a cute young blond that was in the beer garden at our local rodeo "Where have you been all my life?"

She looked him up and down and replied,"For half of it, I wasn't born yet!"

Needless to say, it brought the house down. :lol:
 

Hanta Yo

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Northern Rancher said:
My youngest girl got hit with a cheesy pickup line at school-"I'd like to rearrange the alphabet so U and I could be together" her reply was "I like it the way it is with N and O beside each other" lol.

Daddy and Momma taught her well :D :D :D
 

OldDog/NewTricks

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I was walking with friends at a Rodeo when a gal with tight Pants walked by - I asked:
My God Woman - How Do You Go About Getting Into Those Pants?

She said - You Start With A Kiss.

I still hear about that :!:
 

Shelly

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Northern Rancher said:
My youngest girl got hit with a cheesy pickup line at school-"I'd like to rearrange the alphabet so U and I could be together" her reply was "I like it the way it is with N and O beside each other" lol.

Touche! Smart girl, must've got the smarts from her mom! :lol: :p
 
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