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Dark in Here

Tommy

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A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already. The little boy says,

"Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250!"
Man: "Sold!"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"

Boy: "$750"
Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of
catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two
things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make
you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that again, you're
in my closet now.
 
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