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Dear Abby - Humor For Today

Mike

Well-known member
Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Dallas

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview . She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
 

loomixguy

Well-known member
Big Muddy rancher said:
Whitewing said:
I was sure that he was going to say that a cousin was the Sheriff of Jefferson County. :lol:

don't you mean[/b]Valley County :lol: :lol:

Dammit, BMR.....you owe me a chew! Guess I don't need to worry about worms for a while. :shock: :lol:
 

Larrry

Well-known member
They say that he always tried to raise the intelligence of the sheriffs office when he was there. He finally accomplished that goal. The day he left office the average iq of the SO tripled
 
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