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Dear Abby

CattleArmy

Well-known member
This was passed on to me and thought it was funny however I wasn't sure where to post it. If this isn't the right place I apologize already. We all know how touchy some can be........

Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as
A carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia. And one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters Who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
Brother is currently being held in the Wellington RemandCenter on
charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl"
in A brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing
Her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with
her. Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?
 

nonothing

Well-known member
CattleArmy said:
This was passed on to me and thought it was funny however I wasn't sure where to post it. If this isn't the right place I apologize already. We all know how touchy some can be........

Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as
A carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of
Philadelphia. And one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is
married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters Who are prostitutes in Jersey City.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
Brother is currently being held in the Wellington RemandCenter on
charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl"
in A brothel.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing
Her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with
her. Should I tell her about my uncle who voted for Bush?



Now that is funny...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Anonymous

Guest
Since we're reinventing ancient ones and changing the names:


A third grade teacher in Austin, Texas was in the process of asking her students what their parents did for a living.

Little Johnny was usually the first to speak up, but was silent today.

After hearing the usual answers of doctor, lawyer, farmer, car salesman, etc. the teacher made Johnny answer.

Johnny said, "My dad is an exotic dancer at a gay bar. He makes most of his money on tips, but ocassionally he goes outside in the alley and has sex with strange men for 5 dollars."

Humiliated, Johnny sat back down.

The teacher was obviously upset and dismissed the class, but she held Johnny back after the others had left.

"Is that really what your daddy does for a living?"

"No." Johnny answered. "He works for the Kinky Friedman for Governor campaign, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the class."
 

nonothing

Well-known member
X said:
Since we're reinventing ancient ones and changing the names:


A third grade teacher in Austin, Texas was in the process of asking her students what their parents did for a living.

Little Johnny was usually the first to speak up, but was silent today.

After hearing the usual answers of doctor, lawyer, farmer, car salesman, etc. the teacher made Johnny answer.

Johnny said, "My dad is an exotic dancer at a gay bar. He makes most of his money on tips, but ocassionally he goes outside in the alley and has sex with strange men for 5 dollars."

Humiliated, Johnny sat back down.

The teacher was obviously upset and dismissed the class, but she held Johnny back after the others had left.

"Is that really what your daddy does for a living?"

"No." Johnny answered. "He works for the Kinky Friedman for Governor campaign, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the class."


Again that one is funny also.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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